FleetSong
This year’s been tough and combusting,
But denial improves it! (Well, just to save face)…
But Minister Dutton, he loves you,
And he’ll never budge you…(It’s all about race!)
When you need a foil to what ails ya
Call on the Libs in Australia!
A pal to deny with;
free market to buy with ;
In Aust--ayl-ya…
They can alter the news;
While they’re off on some cruise
Or rig backyard cricket…(They do hate to lose!)
Throw in some coal;
It’s as black as their soul!
They speak in dollars (except for Newstart)…
Yes, we know you love your “Mr Chips”
And your brollies! We too have our follies!
We’re dinosaurs, too!!
Negotiating border cruelty’s a shocker!
But see! We’re all chocker! They’re not what we nee-eee-ed!
(We’re chocker and they’re not what we need!)
GLORIOUS UNITED KINGDOM!
Lean on your right-wing and swingers!
They’re thick in the head;
Like burgers in bread;
Life here’s a bitch,
We’d rather be dead…
We’ll put the migrants in cubicles!
Incinerate all our marsupials!
Looking out for Number One is an LNP trait,
In Austra-aaa-alia…
YEAH!!!!
When everything’s a test!
Call ScoMo back across the o-cean!!!
Sisters and brothers
We know you think you’re above us
But deep down you begrudge us
(our Fifty Plus lotion….)
So we’ll put you right-
Cause we’re proud to be white!
Go grab your red speedos…you’re weirdos alright!!!!
Calling all Poms!
Keep on bloody invading us Austray…..leeee…..yaaaaa….
Austray-lee-ya!
(So see you in hell, then, yeah?)
Matesong (Toursim Australia)
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